Fantasy Football: Week 7

I just know thousands of you have been anxiously awaiting word on how the Palm Beach Roughnecks fared against Down-Set-HUGS in last week's Hurricane Law fantasy football marquee matchup.

What a game, ladies and gentlemen.

Talk about coming down the wire, a game of inches, insert cliche here.

Down-Set-HUGS was leading me by -- get this -- .36 points!! and it was the last play of the weekend. My guy, Chris Johnson, was having an okay game but hadn't scored any touchdowns as the Titans took on the Jags.

The Jags were getting blown out by 20 points. The Titans had the ball. It was fourth down. Less than a minute to play. I figured they would take a knee and that's that. Another heart-breaking loss, even worse than when I went down by .52 points to Team Ray Finkle in Week 4.

Then, inexplicably, the Jags called a timeout. That must have torqued the Titans because instead of taking a knee they handed the ball to Johnson who proceded to run for a touchdown!! The Roughnecks win on the last play of the game!

I'm surprised you didn't hear that on ESPN SportsCenter.

So here we are at Week 7, and my opponent is Mass Torts. We are both at 3-3, so this is another big game for my squad. Since I have players from a dozen teams, it means spending all morning painting my face with a dozen different colors.

Got to get your game face on, even if you do look like a clown.